POLITICS TONIGHT (January 2012 version)

Tune: Comedy Tonight from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

 

Newt’ voters double, Mitt is in trouble

Polling for everybody, Politics tonight

Even Santorum has found a forum

Ron Paul hates everything. It’s Politics Tonight

 

Who will win next? Florida’s the state.

Just let them vote, we’re sick of debate

See the cat-fighting and the back-biting

The White House is watching with delight

Primaries tomorrow.  Politics tonight.

 

GOP Nominee? Will it be Romney?

Flip flops for everybody. Politics Tonight.

Will he disparage, Newt’s open marriage

Bad news for former wives, it’s Politics Tonight.

Week after week they’re on the attack

Everyone needs his own super PAC

GOP drama. Who’ll beat Obama

They say the party must unite.

Unity tomorrow.  Politics Tonight.

 

Pujols is leaving, Cards fans are grieving

Big bucks in Anaheim. It’s Politics Tonight

It’s not about money  LA is sunny.

Didi, she wasn’t loved, it’s Politics Tonight

 

The pipeline for oil, they won’t construct

The Canadians respond, we just got Canucked!

Obama’s unwilling to risk oil spilling

Construction workers itching for a fight

 

Fences need mending, Solved by more spending.

Handouts keep mounting with no accounting.

The budget? Just fudge it.

The deficit? To heck with it.

Pour forth more pork

Debits? Credits? Just forget it.

Play fast and loose with all of the facts.

When things go wrong just blame Goldman Sachs

Go for the quick fix. Spend in all districts.

Stimulus? That’s still a great sound bite.

Reality tomorrow.

Politics tonight.

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