POLITICS TONIGHT (Feb. 2008 version)

Tune: Comedy Tonight from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

 

Clinton, Obama.  That's quite a drama.

Something for everybody, politics tonight.
Lots of donations and accusations.

Insults for everybody, politics tonight

 

Mitt Romney's out, campaign’s on hold.

Don't tell McCain that he is too old.

Big voter turnout, candidate burnout

John Edward's finally quit the fight.

Haircuts tomorrow? Politics tonight.

 

Poll numbers slumping, but Hillary keeps stumping.

Ad time, now that's expensive. Politics tonight.

More contributions? That's the solution.

Big checks from Hollywood.  It's politics tonight

Hillary told Bill, stay in the hall.

With you by my side, I'll lose to Ron Paul.         

People disparage Hillary's marriage. 

Can she keep old Bill out of sight?

First Hubby tomorrow. Politics tonight.

 

Court battles loomin’ for gay couple unions.

Marriage for everybody. Politics tonight.

First comes the hitching, then comes the bitching

Divorces for everybody politics tonight.
 

Kucinich is gone, does anyone know. 

If he was beamed up by a UFO.

Was it delusion or some illusion?

Maybe on Mars he'll get it right.               

 

Fences need mending, solved by more spending.

Handouts are mounting with no accounting.

The budget? Just fudge it.

The deficit? to heck with it.

Slash tax, slap backs.

Debits?  Credit? Just forget it.                        

More spending now will cure all the ills.

Use soft money, pay all the bills.

Go for the quick fix, spend in all districts.

Tax cuts?  That’s still a great sound-bite.

Reality tomorrow.

Politics Tonight.

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